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I'm NiceGuy. Why did I make this site, if I'm Nice? Because: Ameriskanks (mostly) Suck*. ("Ameriskanks" means "North American females" obviously.) And yes, they 're horrible beyond imagination. Don't shoot the messenger. It's actually a good thing for me to come out and say this- our biggest critics are our truest friends because they show us how to improve ourselves. In this case, I'm giving an entire gender the criticism it needs to improve itself.**
Did
you ever notice that only a woman can talk about the superiority of her own sex
without getting booed or scolded? Did you ever notice there is no shortage of
excuses and tolerance whenever sexist speech or behavior comes from a woman? And
did you ever notice that any woman who claims to be concerned about "inequality"
usually manages to studiously ignore (or angrily deny) the inequalities that favor
her?
These types of observations ought to raise a number of ugly questions
about women, and yet these types of questions are seldom asked. Why?
Finding ways to talk about those (and other) things is probably one reason you're here. If you're a first-time visitor, before you start going all mad at me and sending death threats and hate mail, you should start-off by reading: why I think U.S. women rank among the most sexist humans on the planet, the Top 10 Criticisms I've gotten so far... my self-introduction and last but not least, my explanation for why I started this site and why I've chosen exile from American gals.
This page is about, essentially, why NiceGuy thinks Ameriskanks (mostly) Suck*. Such as: their extreme and gleeful sexism. Their accompanying denials of their sexism. Their head-games. Their double-standards and double-speak. Their massive and despicable hypocrisies. Their verbal abuse. Their thanklessness. Their narcissism. Their lies within lies within lies. Their never-ending, sanctimonious victimhood mentality. The bigotry they thinly-disguise as "humor". Their mouthy temper-tantrums. Their "I want everything whether I deserve it or not" attitude. Their unceasing complain-a-thons. Their demands to be continuously pampered and showered with money. The fact that they will spread their legs for a man who gives them enough jewelry, yet will deny their obvious whoring. Their convenient blindness to the fact that they scapegoat men and screw-over men constantly. Their knee-jerk denials whenever it comes time to evaluate their own flaws in an honest fashion. How they'll complain of men failing to express their emotions while simultaneously ignoring male emotions with smarmy cries of "take it like a maaaayaaan!" The fact that they routinely behave outrageously unfairly towards men yet always demand that men treat them fairly... Did I miss anything?
As for
the Ameriskanks between the ages of 16 and 35, they occupy a special place in
my heart. If you've ever met any, then you've probably come-away with the impression
that they're (mostly) hopelessly spoiled, incurably psychotic,
compulsively mendacious, irredeemably corrupt and intrinsically toxic
human beings. That's why I moved-away from 'em: I get quite a bit of comfort from
knowing I have distanced myself safely beyond the reach of their vile claws. And
nowadays I simply view those trolls with a mixture of bemusement and contempt.
Especially since quite a few of 'em seem to believe they're "oppressed"
because they get whistled-at occasionally and the Barbie dolls are too curvy.
(Pathetic, but true!)
Because they're convinced they've been "oppressed"
for millennia, they think they have the moral sanction to behave in a similarly
awful fashion-- or even worse. And let's face it: no matter how "liberated"
a woman claims to be, she'd probably go on a shooting rampage if she was ever
forced to give-up the traditional entitlements and privileges that she pretends
to not use whenever they're convenient.
When you come to a country like Japan, the egregious hypocrisy and nastiness of Ameriskanks comes-out in spades. For instance: if you ever call an Ameriskank a "slut", they'll explode in fury. "Why is it when a woman asserts her sexuality, she's a slut?!" they'll screech. But when they come to Japan they'll see foreign men with Japanese girlfriends and get angry because they're not the center of attention anymore. So they'll start to grumble that Japanese women must be a bunch of sluts(!) Hilarious.
And "Where are the REAL men?" they'll demand, while wearing their Wonderbras, mascara and lipstick. "Why aren't there any REAL men left?" they'll whine, with their hair-extensions and acrylic nails. Utterly moronic.
North American chicks are living examples of bait-and-switch fraud-- They try to convince you that you're getting a premium product but three days after you bring her home, a screw suddenly pops-loose and she starts to give-off a high-pitched snarl. And the only way to make this nonstop grating go-away is through constant maintenance. It's high-priced pussy, yet it's still not quite worth it.
This is not a site that advocates the subjugation of women... it just discusses the aspects of their personalities that drive us guys INSANE. But, here is MY personal #1 raison d'être for this site... to voice my frustration over the fact that no matter how caring and polite and generous I've been to American women, NiceGuy could NEVER get the girl. In fact, just to add insult to injury the same women I pursued would seek relationships with total LOSERS. They dated drug-dealers, scumbags, unemployable pig-idiots, gambling addicts, drunks, abusers, felons, drifters... dated ANYTHING rather than someone who actually cared about them (like I used to). They just plain REFUSED to date someone who WANTED to treat them well! If any of you American parents out there have a teenage daughter, then you've already noticed that she will strictly date swine! (By the way: those aforementioned jerky guys are to blame too... so just to get back on an even keel, I'm compensating with why Guys Suck.)
For those of you who might dismiss me as a 'whiner': how can you be a whiner if you demand nothing short of your rights? If a woman points-out any double-standards working against her, she is speaking-up for her rights. When a man does the same, he is 'whining'. It is a form of gender-discrimination if a man can't air a legitimate complaint without being called a whiner- 'whiner' being one of those loaded terms that is used to attack the messenger instead of the message itself. The following is why I am speaking-up for my rights: westerners don't live in a male-dominated society. The sad truth is that they live in a society that habitually blames men for everything. Furthermore, a woman believes in fairness and equality only when they benefit her. At any other time, those concepts barely enter her mind.
Misogynists aren't born- they're made. Be informed: as far as you American chicks are concerned, you have killed-off the nice guy inside me. Got that? You have alienated a formerly respectful and generous person and totally turned him against you! From 2002 onwards, I'm bestowing my respect and kindness strictly on non-American women. Because the American ones do not deserve a single speck of respect or kindness at all.
I'll be adding stuff as time drags on. I admit, it's mainly disorganized, random, stream-of consciousness stuff... the way the human mind actually works. Some very cool women have written to tell me that they like this site. But a lot of women don't like what I say. A lot of women have been very ticked-off by what I've said and send me emails accusing me of bastardry. Well- good! That only proves to me I'm hitting my target between the eyes. A woman can't stand to hear the truth when it doesn't flatter her ego. They know they can't argue with my facts, so they have no choice but to attack my character.
Feel free to write...
(But since I'm busy working, I've gotten to the point where I can't respond as
often as I'd like to. In fact, chances are I might not be able to reply at all.
Apologies if I seem rude, but my schedule is utterly packed nowadays.)
But send your thoughts. Be candid! Any horror stories about women who suck? Any
women you want to get revenge on? Do you disagree with me? Do you have any naked
pictures of your sister? (Made you laugh on that last one, didn't I?)
And
keep in mind: I do not want any more advice
on how to get an American chick! Okay? That's like giving me advice on how
to purchase real-estate in hell. That's like giving me advice on how to get cancer.
I have zero interest in becoming more attractive to putrid, revolting,
nonstop-lying skanks. If what you send me is intelligent (ex: no race-hate
or homophobia, etc.) I'll probably post it... Read and enjoy. Please note that
due to me working my butt-off at my job, I probably won't be able to answer in
as timely a fashion that I'd like. (Note: some letters may be edited for readability
or clarity. And all names have been changed to protect the innocent and the stupid.
Except for that of my ex-fiancée...)
*Sincerest and most heartfelt apologies to all the fair women who get wrongfully slandered by my site. For instance, I get-along with many American ladies who are over the age of 40- they tend to agree that women in the 16-35 age-group are mostly lunatics. I'm only targeting the women who think it's perfectly okay to treat men unfairly- and they tend to fall within the aforementioned age-range. There are a lot of women out there who are fair to men, but I honestly don't run-across them very often. (I've also been told that this disclaimer of mine is too weak...)
**I say this because there are also a lot of sexist women out there who think they're perfectly fair in everything they do- because they don't even know they're sexist. Because they think of sexism as something that men do to women and not the other way around. They don't think misandry is wrong; they think it's perfectly okay to be prejudiced and bigoted. They look at their own behavior and immediately say 'I'm not sexist, and even if I am, men are worse sexists than women are...' (Ain't that sexism, too?)
NiceGuy's Biweekly Thought Section: (gets updated whenever I feel like it, not necessarily biweekly.)
I decided to start this section to put-in random thoughts that might cross my mind on a biweekly basis. Or maybe less than that... *Shrug* Just so you don't miss anything in the past, here is my Archive of Biweekly Thoughts. I'd like to thank everyone who has written me over the last few months. I'm afraid, though, that I haven't been able to write back in many cases and I apologize for that. Rest assured, I read every email that is sent to me and I appreciate all the great stuff I've gotten.
(7/14/05) Funny because it's true:
My fabulous girlfriend (Haruna) has been in this country now for a bit over two months. She's started Spanish classes at the same college that I'm attending, so she's keeping herself occupied during the day. I would say she's fairly comfortable here. Since this isn't exactly the first time she's been outside Japan, she's been adapting quite well.
One of the major differences between the two of us is that she is a very clean and organized woman but I can be a bit of a slob at times. Well, I'm not that horrible at keeping tidy, but let's just say that I'm lax when it comes to neatness.
Haruna takes it upon herself to clean-up on a weekly basis. I never asked her to do this and I offer to help whenever she wants to clean. And I do thinks like take out the garbage, mow the lawn, squash the icky spiders that menace her and so forth. But usually when she's cleaning, she tells me she doesn't need or want any help. This makes me a bit uncomfortable and I often find myself telling her that she should really let me assist her.
Speaking of which, she made the most interesting remark the other day...
"Cleaning up is so easy in this country!" She beamed as we took the clean silverware from the dishwasher and placed them into their proper drawers.
"What makes you say that?" I asked her knowingly. I could guess her answer, but I wanted to hear her say it.
"You have more rooms to clean in this house, but you don't have to sort the garbage like back home. And we have a dishwasher, which means I save a lot of time. And we have a clothes-dryer, which means I can dry clothes on any day. Even on rainy days. And the men here are very helpful."
"Oh, is that right?" I smiled. "Housework is easy because of all the labor-saving devices and because the men are helpful? Haruna, honey- don't ever say that to an American female. Okay?"
"What? Why?" She asked.
"Trust me on this one. If you say that to an American chick, she will throw a massive hissy-fit. She'll go nuts or something."
"Why?"
"Because it would expose her fraudulence! All those lies behind their knee-jerk martyrdom act. You see, the housecleaning here is very oppressive and the men here are horrible and not helpful at all. If you listen to an American chick whine on the topic, you'll find out exactly what a living hell it all is."
"Noo!" She blinked her lovely eyes at me. "The housework here is very easy!" she laughed as we finshed-up.
Of course, I've known this for a long time.
For instance, when I went to Russia a few winters ago I took a trip to Kostroma. It's a little city on the Volga river to the northeast of Moscow with a historic church. On the banks of the partially-frozen river, I saw a cluster of old babushkas crouched down there. Upon closer inspection, I saw that they were washing clothes in the water. Chunks of ice were floating past, and they were down there on the edge of the ice, kneading clothes by hand. It was maybe less than 10 degrees. I can't imagine doing laundry like that.
And when I went backpacking through rural parts of southwest China, it was not an unusual sight to see women doing the same thing in far hotter conditions. Down in the streams with shirts and underwear, beating them against rocks to clean them. And the soap they used was pretty caustic on the fingers, too.
Ahh, but American females have everything far, faaaar worse. A million times worse, in fact.
Ignore their expensive labor-saving devices. Ignore Haruna's accusation that men in the US are "helpful". Let's ignore how it's mainly women who demand that a lot of the housework be done in the first place. Ignore that no one forces them to be fussy and fastiduous and anal-retentive about whether or not there's dust behind the armoire. And ignore that only a woman can say when "enough" housework has been done which means they are the ones who create much of the housework for themselves so therefore much of the "men not doing their fair share" harangue is a fabrication because it uses an arbitrary benchmark. Lay all those inconvenient truths aside.
You see, American chicks sometimes have to press a button to get the washing machine moving. And that's way too rough on them.
They might even have to add a little fabric softener, too. How horrible that must be!
I've been doing my own laundry since I was twelve and I'm half-dead because of it. It's simply too taxing.
Pressing a button is simply wayyyyy too degrading and oppressive. And American chicks never, ever bore of bellyaching and moaning about how horrible it all is.
Oh my! Will the world ever give merciful treatment to white, suburban, upper-middle-class American females?
Will the world ever stop victimizing them so horribly? Why must everything be so unfair and cruel that a white, suburban, upper-middle-class American chick might need to push a button during the commercial break when Oprah's on?
Boo hoo!
And if only every man did "his fair share" of the housework that women think ought to be done then every problem in the universe would simply vanish within the blink of an eye.
Of course, there is never any need for an Ameriskank to do her "fair share" of paying for things. Or her "fair share" of household repairs. Or her "fair share" of carrying luggage, lifting boxes, moving sofas, assembling furniture, installing computer equipment, fixing the car, stacking firewood and all the other stuff that causes Ameriskanks to play dumb and helpless whenever confronted with the prospect of doing it.
Because American females just loooove ekwalitee, you see! Especially when it doesn't interfere with traditional female privileges.
Sadly, "ekwalitee" is a concept that Haruna doesn't understand very well.
(5/12/05) Oh frabjous day! Haruna has arrived! Huzzah!
For those of you who have come here for the first time, a little background is in order.
In January, I returned to the U.S. for a sojourn of perhaps two years. For these last few months, I've been furtively waiting for Haruna (my very wonderful and very Japanese girlfriend) to join me. And finally, after three months of biding my time in the cultural wastes of Ameriskankland, she is finally here.
So now she is (hopefully) enjoying life in Anytown, USA-- a hideous, bringdown environment full of overpriced prescription drugs, low intellectual standards, fry-pits which call themselves "restaurants" and sundry architectural eyesores that offend the retinas. But the presence of Haruna makes it all seem just a little bit nicer and more pleasant. When I wake-up in the morning, her warm and comforting embrace is the first thing I feel.
Now, I'd like to offer some advice to those of you folks out there who have met your fantastic girlfriend abroad and is concerned about the ramifications of bringing her back: be VERY careful. Don't let her stay here for more than a few weeks at a time.
If you do, well, basically she'll run the risk of getting fucked. And not in the good way.
Why?
Because the Ameriskank zombie-brigades who infest this place will soon descend on her in an attempt to 'convert' her into joining their unthinking and aggressively hideous pack of scowling narcissistic grinches.
Case in point: the second time my sister interacted with Haruna, she apparently gave her some advice.
I left the room for a second. And when I re-entered, my sister (whose last residual urge to show a human spirit expired long ago) instructed Haruna in her characteristically nasal voice: "If NiceGuy ever gives you any trouble, just bite his head-off."
"Just... what?" Haruna asked, not understanding the meaning of the phrase.
"You know. Just bite his head-off." She gesticulated in a way which sort of looked like ripping someone's head from their shoulders.
"Oh, I see." Haruna replied and laughed politely, probably giving my sister the impression that her funnybone is a mile wide.
It's really kind of disconcerting to watch my own sister attempt to sow discontent in my relationships, even if it's supposed to be in jest.
Ugh. Do you want to know why American women suck so much? Here is one of many reasons: Japanese wives often like to brag to each other about how wonderful their husbands are, but American wives brag to each other about how rotten their husbands are.
The American female attitude is, in two words, unrelentingly horrible.
I've got to get Haruna out of this toxic culture as fast as I can...
Interestingly, one of the more technically-creative members in the forum (Victory) has made a video game in light of my present situation: Corruption. (Click here to download).
Help NiceGuy defend his girl from corruption by the Ameriskank zombie-brigades!
Use the arrow keys to run into the skanks, making them vanish. (If only that worked in real life!)
Though I am quite flattered to have a video game modeled after me, there are two specific features of it that I do not like.
First: the inevitability of the ending is quite depressing.
Second: although the game's American females act like the swarming, metastastic and mostly brain-dead organisms they are, the zombie-brigades ought to be far scarier and uglier if they are to seem true to life. Perhaps they ought to leave sluglike slime-trails as they shamble around the screen, snarling their battle-cry of: "Treat me like an equal, except buy me diamonds and a house!" over and over.
(4/12/05) Funny because it's true:
(And very rarely do I ever find Mallard Fillmore to be faintly funny.)
In other news: Andrea Dworkin, the famous women's activist and flesh-covered wrecking-ball recently developed enough good sense to finally die. What a shame.
She's described in the article as an 'anti-porn crusader' but she was also the archetypal histrionic man-hater who penned such cartoonishly misandristic screeds as the following:
"In everything men make, they hollow out a central place for death, let its rancid smell contaminate every dimension of whatever still survives. Men especially love murder. In art they celebrate it, and in life they commit it. They embrace murder as if life without it would be devoid of passion, meaning, and action, as if murder were solace, still their sobs as they mourn the emptiness and alienation of their lives." -- Andrea Dworkin, Letters From a War Zone, p 214.
I don't know about you fellows out there-- but I simply love to run-around and murder people. I can't get enough of it.
Hey I know a neat trick-- why not take Dworkin's quote and substitute 'men' with 'blacks'? How does that sound?
"In everything blacks make, they hollow out a central place for death, let its rancid smell contaminate every dimension of whatever still survives. Blacks especially love murder."
D'oh!
But of course, Dworkin's defenders all say that she's taken out of context. But is there any kind of context in which the above statement suddenly becomes appropriate?
Seriously. I DARE you to come-up with an appropriate context that gets her off the hook with that one.
She was an utterly implacable sexist; her rhetoric was demented. It suggested collective punishment, sometimes overtly calling for violence (because men deserve it) while arguing in the next breath that victims of violence never deserve it. She was an enemy of free speech, demanding censorship for porn because it supposedly causes rape. (I wonder if women who enjoy looking at porn ever rape themselves?) Her writings were full of absurd, inflated and bizarre declarations of how women's lives were (on a constant basis) filled with atrocities and horror. These are claims that any sane female would simply find to be preposterous. If Dworkin can say that men see women only as sex objects, then I can say that Dworkin saw women only as pity objects.
Her self-discrediting melodramatic screeds and sheer magisterial gooniness makes it seem fairly easy to denounce her as a nutcase. Ah, but there is an unspoken rule among American feminists: if it has a vagina, you can not criticize it. No matter how crazy it starts to sound. As a result, Dworkin warped and contaminated the women's movement and did much to make it weird and shrill. (Her 2001 book, Scapegoat: the Jews, Israel and Women's Liberation contained the suggestion: "women need land and guns." Draw your own conclusions, folks. And try to ignore the Freudian implications of women needing "guns".)
The fact that so many mainstream feminists failed to denounce Dworkin (at best, they'd criticize her on grounds of rhetorical excess), did much to kill the moral validity of that movement in my eyes. If they ever wonder why so many mainstream women and men regard feminists as being a gaggle of raging nutcases, much of the thanks goes to Dworkin. And nay, my feminist readers (I know you're there)-- it's not because you get 'bad press' for inexplicable reasons. It's because you're a closed-minded, hypocritical bigot and most women don't want anything to do with you.
I suppose Dworkin did me a great service: it helped to open my eyes to exactly how loathsome an American female can act: saying the most single-mindedly hateful, hypocritical and insane things while wearing your victimhood as a badge and claiming the moral high-ground.
If you go-around the feminist blogs for this day, you'll see all kinds of glowing statements about how 'brave' and 'misquoted' she was and how she was only trying to fight evil, although she might have slipped in making a few wild-eyed statements every now and then. Instead of taking Dworkin's statements at face value, there are a number of amusing contortionists' attempts to argue that her most openly bigoted statements aren't really bigoted statements but are actually highly nuanced and profound insights which are merely being distorted by regressive woman-haters. They would never accept any of their own rationalizations if someone were to craft similarly-worded statements that were modified to insult, say, a nonwhite ethnic group. The effort at revisionism is quite impressive, albeit dismaying. But despite their best attempts to argue that circles are square, it's far simpler to let Dworkin's words speak for themselves: "I want to see a man beaten to a bloody pulp with a high-heel shoved in his mouth, like an apple in the mouth of a pig."
Oh, that's very nuanced. Yeah, great. You go girl.
Next week, these same bloggers will wonder why they get stereotyped as a pack of ugly dick-cutters. They'll never take an honest look at their dead champion and draw the most obvious conclusions.
(3/13/05) I've been in Ameriskankland now for about two months. God, do I hate it here. Everything looks dreary and twisted and broken and strange.
Ignominious.
Lugubrious.
Dismal.
Bah!
To give you some impression of how it feels now, I made the following diagram:
Alas, my Photoshopping skills aren't good. (If I wanted her to be a more authentic-looking American female, I'd have to add a couple dozen pounds and an extra chin. And a pair of fangs.) But this gives a hint as to the disorienting change of pace that I'm going through
But here's the funny thing: the personality of the woman on the left is of better quality than the one on the right.
Yes, you read that correctly. She is far superior.
How so?
Well, the woman on the left is exactly the kind of twin-fisted, headstrong, spunky, punchy, assertive, confident and smartmouthed goddess-diva that all men should rightly desire. She's bold, bawdy and brassy-- and don't you ever forget it! She wants to have it ALL, baby-- and gets pissed if that last 1% is out of reach.
Not only is she a relationship-expert and a sex-expert, but she is an everything-expert as well. Brimming with a plucky mixture of piss and vinegar, our fire-breathing hellcat is rough as sandpaper and tough as nails. Everything you say can and will be held against you because she takes it personal and makes it personal. You and everybody else is always entitled to her opinion, baby. This hottie is Numero Uno-- and she loves to mock men for being vain and self-centered. Always cocked and loaded with an arsenal of witty put-downs and snide comebacks, our sassy minx is completely unafraid to speak her mind, party all night, drink you under the table, and puke on your couch. Anything you can do, she can do better (with half the effort, of course!)
If she decides to abstain from sex, it's empowering. If she decides to have a lot of sex, it's also empowering. If she sleeps with a man or a woman or a vibrating plastic cucumber or any combination thereof, then that's empowering too. If she reclaims the word 'cunt', WOW is that empowering! In fact, any sexual decision that she makes is completely glorious and empowering. But your penis is probably too small for her and she's more woman than you can handle anyway.
Or maybe, you're such a good "friend" that she'll give you the pleasure of hearing her complain about the people she does sleep with? Ahh, what a great way to spend an entire afternoon...
But in stark contrast, the woman on the right is a mindless Stepford wife who can't think for herself probably. And I bet you have all kinds of sick and racist stereotypical assumptions about her too. Yes, to the untrained eye she may seem "friendly" and "refined" and "charming" but those are the qualities of an unliberated, weak woman who colludes in her own oppression. Unlike her gutsy and obviously-advanced American counterpart, this cowardly girly-girl is not continually primed to go-out and rip somebody a new one. Foolish and naive, she does not habitually hallucinate an immoral and cynical ulterior motive behind everything a man does, you racist sicko. Because she makes an attempt to not look like an unkempt grubby crumb, it's clear that she's been brainwashed by the unrealistic beauty-standards of the patriarchy. Dismayingly, she will rarely punch you in the groin for sport and (worst of all) she might debase herself by offering to cook you a tasty-looking dinner some evening in her disgustingly cozy apartment. If she's air-headed enough to date you regularly, it's because she doesn't understand that you're more horrible and pathetic than any words can possibly describe.
I know what you're thinking you racist and perverted bastard, so stop it right now! You may say that you'd be interested in going to coffee with her-- but it's only for reasons that are too twisted to imagine. Why, if you are ever attracted to such a pathetic creature then you're probably a sexist, phallocentric, patriarchal, fetish-having, insecure Neanderthal with a wafer-thin ego whose overriding desire is to dominate and control a submissive slave who caters to your every demented whim. And on top of that, you stereotype people too much.
You want a woman who will never challenge you or make you think! You're guilty of all kinds of horrible thoughtcrime for which torture is too kind! You need to be brought-down a peg, mister! What an inadequate loser you are! Perhaps you can't handle a real woman, hmm?
So which one would you prefer to be around, lads? Will you be a real man by going after the feisty, outspoken vixen on the left? Or will you be a racist colonialist perverted jerkwad by showing the slightest interest in the backwards sap on the right? Hell, if you're attracted to anything that is different from what the woman on the left is or aspires to be, then it only proves you're incapable of handling near-perfection.
Well, it's no contest then. The one on the left is far superior in every which way. And she will proudly tell you that herself.
</sarcasm>
So now I'm living in a kind of Twilight Zone where up is down, where war is peace, where freedom is slavery and where American women are the best thing since ice cream.
Jesus. I can NOT wait until Haruna gets here. I'm so sick of all the vicious, reptile-like ghouls that I see on a daily basis.
(1/18/05) I'd like to admit an error: it turns-out that in one of my essays, I said that African-American men get less out of Social Security owing to shorter lifespans. Apparently, I'd been misled as this editorial in the Minneapolis Star-Tribune explains.
A GAO report said that: "In the aggregate, blacks and Hispanics have higher disability rates and lower lifetime earnings, and thus receive greater benefits relative to taxes [paid] than whites." Of course, having higher disability rates and lower lifetime earnings is not a good thing...
So I'd swallowed a false argument which, nonetheless, seemed completely plausible. However-- I wonder what a gender-based analysis would show? Women (so it is claimed) have lower lifetime earnings (which is only meaningful if you forget about the fact that they often have access to their spouses' incomes) and lower disability rates (owing to oh-so superior genes or so they claim), and they often inherit whatever surpluses their spouses had after they die. And over a lifetime, women spend more money on women than they do on men and men spend more money on women than they do on men. Black men do not typically enjoy any of those advantages, so it's implausible to claim that women are in the same boat as black men..
Anyway, this is a fairly complex issue and I apologize if my own mistake had misled anyone.
(1/15/05) I am now back in Ameriskankland. Oh God.
Oh God.
Oh God.
I have problems finding the words to describe the horror...
In Return of the Jedi, there's a creature called a Sarlacc.
A Sarlacc is basically an enormous vagina with inward-pointing teeth. Once you get enveloped, you will be introduced to a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.
Today, I am surrounded by Sarlacc. Lots of them. And they can walk around.
In fact, I have more details here on exactly how bad it is.
(12/23/04) A double update just in time for the holidays!
I'm adding two new articles. First, a recent and hilarious contest we had on the forum: The 'Pretend to Be An Ameriskank' short story contest. Absolutely worthy of a read because I think it's funny as hell. Aaaaaaaand we have a new installment of the ongoing saga of my life: The Return of an Old Nemesis.
Woo-hoo!
(12/07/04) As most of my regular readers know (God bless 'em!), I've been in Japan for about three years now. Three wonderful, fabulous years. Got a lot of laughs, a lot of good times and a lot of love. But there's a big change coming-up: I'll be moving back to the US in about 2 months.
Why? It's certainly not because I'm aching to leave. There's a mixture of family-related issues I have to consider (my grandma isn't going to be around forever) and I'd like to go back to college for a while. As a bonus, it's advantageous for me to swap currencies (over the past three years, the dollar has fallen by 24% against the yen.). I estimate I'll be stuck in Ameriskankland for as long as two or even two and a half years. Yeah, I'm not looking forward to much of it. I'll be holding my nose the whole time. (The jingoes alone are enough to make my hair curl.)
I swear: I am going to do everything I possibly can to minimize my time in the US. As soon as humanly possible, back abroad I'll go.
But what about Haruna? The bestest girlfriend I've ever had? Yes, a good question... I wouldn't be happy living without her. And she doesn't want to live without me, either. So she's also going to the US starting this spring. Yeah, that's a big surprise for me as well.
But NiceGuy! Don't bring Haruna back to North America! She'll be infected by Skankus Americanus and turn into one!
Yes friend, that has crossed my mind. If she entered such a noxious and mind-warping culture it's possible she'll be contaminated before long by the zombie-brigades who infest the place. A threat akin to the Borg from Star Trek. But I'm not as worried about that as you might think.
There are a number of personal characteristics that Haruna values. Among other things: she appreciates gentleness, elegance and quiet dignity.
She loves what American females usually have an appalling lack of.
(Honestly now, when is the last time you've ever seen "quiet dignity" and "American female" in the same sentence?)
She'll observe their surly truculence, their brattiness, their lack of manners and humility, their narrowness, their stunted culture, their viciousness and sexism. She'll come face-to-face with all the behind-the-back-whispering, the ego- and ethno-centrism, the indiscreetness, the loudness. She might even experience the ugly, racist contempt that all-too-many white females seem to have for the women from her part of the world, but I certainly hope she won't.
Whether it's the grabby freeloader-mentality of the quasi-traditionalist woman or the pharisaical preachiness of the Ekwalitee-loving pseudo-feminist, I think there's a good chance she will find American females to be so crude and so unrefined that this sojourn might very well inoculate her from ever turning into one.
But we shall see what happens. Perhaps it's fit to be considered another Grand Experiment?
One piece of wisdom for the fellows- always remember: the extent to which men believe a woman's lies is the ultimate propaganda accomplishment in the history of our species. As illustrated by the observation that many a man desperately wants to believe that the woman he's talking to might actually be halfway honest this time. Yes, I keep this in mind at all times.
The Awful Truth Section: (The Truth's a Real Bitch, innit?) Rant articles I've written- PLENTY more to come. And forgive me if I use a bit of poor language here and there. I find writing to be a great stress-reliever, and I hope you enjoy my rather band-saw-edgy, risk-taking, acerbic sense of humor...
Oh, it was suggested by a reader that I put this link in a prominent place... my Preemptive Strike against Heartless-bitches.com.
Rants From August 2001.
Rants From September 2001.
Rants from October 2001.
Rants from November 2001.
Rants from December 2001.
Rants from January 2002.
Rants from February 2002.
Rants from March and April 2002.
Rants from May 2002.
Okay... Fumiyo Actually Likes Me. And in 'That Way', no less. (06/17/02)
An Ongoing Collection of Reader Feedback. (07/03/02) (Slightly Updated as of: 07/17/02)
Haruna... (What a Babe!) (07/17/02)
Okay, this has OFFICIALLY Gotten out of Hand! A Fumiyo update. (07/17/02)
I Appreciate the Effort, But Please NO More Advice on How to Get American Chicks. Pretty please? (08/08/02) (One longtime reader said he felt this was my "best rant yet". I don't agree, but I sure appreciate the compliment! -- NG)
July Reader Feedback. The biggest batch of feedback yet. (08/08/02)
The Story of Tricia, my Very First Girlfriend from almost 10 years ago. (09/18/02)
August Reader Feedback. (09/18/02)
Feedback from the Great Land of Female Infallibility. (12/04/02)
Rieko, New Girl at the Office... (2/06/03)
Have a Nice War, America: Why Gulf War II Disgusts Me. (3/19/03)
Men Die Earlier Because They are Stupid, Apparently. It's just so amusing, actually! Can you spot the media spin? (5/10/03)
Casualty List. No sexism here folks, just a bunch of male soldiers gettin' killed... (7/16/03)
My first feminist. (8/03/03)
Modern-Day Voter Disenfranchisement. Hint: it ain't women who are being oppressed... (1/31/04)
Politely Refusing Rieko's Passion, Part I. (3/06/04)
Politely Refusing Rieko's Passion, Part II. (6/01/04)
Adultery Is Good. Er, only when women do it of course. (7/08/04) According to Newsweek: when a man has an affair, he's a cheating dog. But when a woman has an affair, it's because the poor darling needs some hot hot lovin'.
You Are Encouraged to Turn Your Brain Off While the Feminist is Speaking. (10/01/04)
The 'Pretend to Be An Ameriskank' short story contest! (12/23/04)
The Return of an Old Nemesis. (12/23/04)
Back in Ameriskankland. (1/14/05)
NEWEST: The Female Privilege Checklist. (1/29/05)
Future Awful Truth Additions:
Haruna and Saya, the Twelfth and Thirteenth Women I've Slept With. (This story will not be posted, due to the fact that I think it would be rude of me to do so while I am happily infatuated with Haruna...)
Links: Sites for like-minded guys and the women who won't date them--UPDATED!
(Many of these sites attempt to be evenhanded in gender-relations, and I've removed the more hateful ones due to reader request.)
Sites touting preferred methods of wench-bedding, to help you get-over the scourge of nice-guy-itis: Fast Seduction and Speed-seduction. (Only if you think Ameriskanks are worth it, of course.)
Most recent: The Puzzy-Whipped Show and Player U.
If you want a prime illustration of how women can be big ol' liars, have a look at http://www.paternityfraud.com. Paternity fraud info. (Yes, it's so common, it has a name!)
Critique of Feminism Pages- Very nice collection of links. These articles remind us that Feminists should also be fair.
New Zealand Equality Party. With articles about the equality of men and women.
The Platonics Site. "Let's just be friends?"
Hate Bounces. This one describes my own feelings quite succinctly.
Patriarchy Online: Critique of Feminism.
Sex-Ploitation: the official web-page for the book.
Fathers
for Life. (Walter Schneider)
Mankind.
(UK)
Men-Web: Domestic Violence Information for Battered
Men.UK Men's Movement
Angry Harry. Awesome site and great collection of articles. Worthy of applause.
NOCIRC. The National Organization of Circumcision Information Centers.
CIRP. Circumcision Information and Resource Pages.
In Memory of the Sexually Mutilated Child.
Men-Web: Domestic Violence Information for Battered Men at vix.com.
Dads
Against the Divorce Industry.
American
Coalition for Fathers and Children.
National
Coalition of Free Men.
The
Memucan Institute of Men's Studies.
Amen
Support Service for Male Victims of DV
Battered
Men - The Hidden Side of Domestic Violence
Domestic
Violence Against Men (In Colorado).
Kid
Culture in the Schools - Creating Gender-Friendly Schools.
Men's
Resources Québec (French).
Jack Kammer's If Men Have All the Power, How Come Women Make All the Rules? ---- GET THIS! It's free. This guy couldn't get this book into bookstores because publishers thought it might anger too many women! That's all the proof we need to show he's close to totally right.
Glenn
Sacks, men's rights advocate. Check-out his weekly radio show, the
only men's issues radio show in America- His
side, Gender Issues from the Male Perspective.
Men's
Rights Agency (Australia).
Shared
Parenting Information Group.
Shared
Parenting Council of Australia.
Suggested Reading:
"Who Stole
Feminism? How Women Have Betrayed Women" by Christina Hoff Sommers. See it
at Amazon.com.
"The Myth of Male Power" by Warren Farrell, Ph.D. See it at Amazon.com.
"Ceasefire! : Why Women and Men Must Join Forces to Achieve True Equality" by Cathy Young. See it at Amazon.com.
"Heterophobia : Sexual Harassment and the Future of Feminism" by Daphne Patai. See it at Amazon.com.
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"The woman most eager to jump out of her petticoat to assert her rights is first to jump back into it when threatened with a switching for misusing them." -- Ambrose Bierce.
"I believe that it is now Women's turn to change, to develop insight into their sexism, to revise their supremacist self-image. We, Men have been doing that for 30 years as we slowly and reluctantly recognised our contribution to traditional cultural inequalities for Women. Contrary to popular rhetoric and repeated even within the Men's Movement, it is actually Women who are 30 years behind Men. That is because Women do not even recognise, let alone acknowledge their crucial part in the cultural inequalities for both men and women, but increasingly men. Women still do not recognise or acknowledge the profound impact that their traditional feminine self-absorption and self-righteousness is having on interpersonal, social, economic and political events." -- Richard Millicer, 1997.
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