January 15, 2005

I am now back in Ameriskankland. Oh God.

Oh God.

I have problems finding the words to describe the horror...

In Return of the Jedi, there's a creature called a Sarlacc.

A Sarlacc is basically an enormous vagina with inward-pointing teeth. Once you get enveloped, you will be introduced to a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

Today, I am surrounded by Sarlacci. Lots of them. And they can walk around.

In fact, I have more details here on exactly how bad it is.

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