June 17, 2002

Okay, here's a quick recap of the last few weeks... it's been humid as hell. In fact, every time I think it couldn't possibly get any more humid, I'm proven wrong. And it's not even July or August yet; the most humid weather is still to come. Ack!

I haven't been updating my page regularly because every week, I get a few phone calls or emails from about six or so different women who invite me out. They invite me out to bars, clubs, restaurants, coffee shops... you name it. And furthermore, when we go out they offer to help pay! Every time that happens, I'm stunned. And in the case of Fumiyo, she takes me out for extravagant dinners and pays for me in entirety. So far, I like the women here very much. They are polite, intelligent, and very attractive. Jeez... why didn't I leave the U.S. sooner for crying out loud? I should've moved over here as soon as I hit age 18!

You know... I'm really confused. Why the flying fuck do American chicks have to be so horrible? I mean, why?? They don't have to be horrible! There's no sane reason behind it! They don't have to be shit-headed, putrid, bigoted, vicious, braying, idiotic children... YET THEY INSIST ON BEING THAT WAY!!!!

And it's not that they fail in an attempt to not suck: they have the ability to not suck but flatly refuse to use it. As I've said before, I don't see any possible way in which I could ever make a commitment to one of those... things. I put up with them longer than any man should have to. I could not consent to being around people in whom a simple shred of decency does not reside. There is something seriously and irrevocably messed-up in the brain-pan of the American female. There seriously, seriously is.

And I'm 100% glad I'm half a world away from them.

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