July 26, 2002
I haven't seen Fumiyo in a while, because she's been on a business trip to Singapore for the past week. We haven't been able to fit each other into our respective schedules since the last time I saw her. But I think we've reached a tacit understanding: I can't bring myself to have sex with her and she understands that it's because of my convictions. But she still wants me, she's made no secret of that.
And, something of enormous importance happened in the meantime too. Haruna and I slept together as of three nights ago(!) That's right, we had filthy, filthy SEX! Sweaty yet tasteful details will be coming if and when I have time to write them... hopefully within a week or two. Needless to say, she's a wonderful woman who likes me very much. In fact, just to illustrate how amazing this woman is, (hold-on to your hats, this one really takes the cake) the afternoon before we got intimate, she brought a 6-pack of Corona to my apartment as a present. I was astounded. I mean, during our last date I apparently off-handedly mentioned that Corona was my favorite beer. She remembered, and got me a 6-pack because I gave her that box of cookies the last time we went-out. In short: reciprocal giving. My God, is this a helluva woman or what? Holy Mother of All Things Great and Small, was I ever knocked-over! (Yes, I am that easily-pleased.)
Sweet Jesus, why the flaming hell can't females in the U.S. do something like that once in a while? Are they that low-down on the evolutionary scale? I mean... by jiggedy, even a dog can be trained to bring you the morning paper for a biscuit, but American females are too farking obtuse to be capable of giving you anything no matter how many gifts you heap on them! The thought of giving you a gift just never seems to occur to them! On a behavioral scale, North American females rank below canines! Haruna, by differing so vividly from the bitches in the U.S., only reinforces why I furiously and contemptuously despise them beyond the limits of all human imagination!
Oh, and just so you don't forget the kind of perfidious female turd-eaters that you're dealing with back in America, here's a great reminder which spells it all-out so neatly. Mercer (a previous contributor) sent me a link to an article in a high-school newspaper. Let the enemy speak for herself, I always say... go have a look-see. Now that you've read it, quick- somebody stop her from breeding! My God, somebody SHOOT that chick and permanently remove her ilk from the gene pool, PLEASE!! There is no combination of words in the English language to express an inkling of how immeasurably foul and pusillanimous this chick is. 'Pond-slime' comes close, yet pond-slime in of itself still has a level of nobility, dignity and quiet innocence that this... this... two-faced, female-shaped crap-pile simply does not possess.
As is the case with too many American females, she thinks she's more intelligent than any man, in spite of the fact that she's obviously a flipping imbecile! She is SO crammed-to-bursting with bullshit she must wallow when she walks, yet she is so convinced of her own profundity. This semiliterate bimbette spends most of her brain-power fumbling-about, looking for a graceful justification for acting like a blood-sucking lamprey... and yet, she's totally unafraid to sound like a total dipshit as she does so. Only two possible words can describe this chick's overall tone: NO SHAME. Why do I get the distinct impression that she's a huge-knockered cheerleader who has thrice-humped the entire basketball team on the boys' shower-room floor?
What I love the most about her scribblings: it is all so beautifully divorced from the inconvenient universe of "Guy Logic" (booo!) Yes, it must all take place in the frapdabulous land of Gal Logic (yay!) A shimmering wonder-world of prancing unicorns, frolicking faeries, and dancing, ephemeral spirit-sprites! Where the streets are paved with gum-drops and licorice! An enchanted place where a female deserves to do whatever the fuck she desires, while bearing neither costs nor censure! Yes, the land of Gal Logic (yay!)- a realm where the terms of justice change in your favor the instant you sprout a pair of tits! Where fair-play is mandatory for men, but entirely optional for the glorious cunted ones! Where everybody else must subsidize your consumption of more than you produce! Where any nasty idea which interferes with your self-indulgence can be dismissed as 'illogical' and gets swept far, faaaar-away by the four winds! And if anyone ever upbraids you, why you can just throw your hands over your ears and scream 'LA LA LA! I CAN'T HEAR YOU! LA LA LA!' Oh, it must be simply grand to live in a garden of fantasy where you never have to face any unpleasant facts and where every unrestrained urge of legerdemain and thievery is just A-OK for anyone who bleeds through her crotch once a month! Don't bother me with that stinky, icky "Guy Logic" (booo!), not while there's grafting to be done!
Predictably, she kicks-off her devil-speak by proudly stating that since men have always oppressed women and continue to do so, (the most durable piece of propaganda in the modern age- billions of usages, yet still no sign of wearing-thin) women therefore have the sacred DUTY to connive stuff from men. This is the grand falsehood upon which all females legitimize their bad behavior. Oh, a person using that pesky "Guy Logic" (booo!) might call her behavior fraudulent hooking justified by a lie, but we can't allow that little detail to rain on our parade of chicanery, can we? No, for you are safely ensconced within the happy-happy paradise of Gal Logic (yay!) Oh, those stupid guys are so illogical, aren't they? They are but foolish little boys who think about nothing all day long and never make any sense! No, only we repesent true intelligence... hey- let's improve our self-esteems by behaving like cheap, parasitic floozies and then act indignant when we don't get respected!
Whenever a man
cheats a woman, it is a howlingly horrific atrocity against all that is good and
holy. But when a woman pulls a swindle by taking advantage of a guy's biological
cravings or his emotional insecurities, then the rules are quite different: it
becomes so gosh-darned FUN! I thought that school newspapers normally have
faculty advisors who approve of the topics and make sure that the authors practice
responsible journalism? Don't any teachers do this any more?? I swear,
that teeny article has got to have more sexist double-standards per paragraph
than anything else I've ever read in my life; I simply don't know where
to begin!
Furthermore, "It would make sense
that if guys wanted attention from girls, they might be a little nicer to us..."
Isn't this the ultimate piece of work?? Isn't it? Isn't this the most paramecium-brained
thing you've ever seen any person ever slur-out?! This is the paramount of all
booger-headed statements! My jaw hit the floor and my eyeballs popped-out
of their sockets. Here I am- on the other side of the fucking planet- because
everybody knows that men can NOT get female attention in America by being NICE!
I can't recall ever reading a sentence so breathtakingly and incontrovertibly
brainless as that one!! Of all thickskulled things that any thickskulled tart
has ever said in the long, sad history of thickskulled tarts, this one takes-home
the ultimate and everlasting global trophy of tarty thickskulledness! In fact
she's such a thickskulled tart, she even considers A Handmaid's Tale to
be a quality piece of writing!
Normally, I'd chalk-up this chick's writing to being a maturity issue... a total inability of any maturity to sneak its way into the vacuous cavern of her cranium for half an instant. It would be great if this maggot could ever grow-out of her mind-set, but something tells me she can't. The instant they start popping ova, women contract this 'me me me me MEEEEEEEEEE' attitude like some kind of yeast infection which permanently cripples the brain.
Yes, the American female is a mugger, and a cowardly mugger at that. But she doesn't mug you by beating you up and grabbing your wallet- that would require some actual guts. No, she will instead mug you by pretending to like you, and will consider it an act of war when you refuse to quietly hand-over your cash. Great Caesar's ghost, the entire female gender should be indicted for robbery!
Yes, she's only a 12th grade bimbo and maybe her writings can be safely ignored... but I just can't ignore her. I can't ignore this chick because of the most incredible irony about her-- she is actually among the most honest 1% of women in America! She's so candid when she says how she rips people-off! Yes, she's a swindler but she's actually very open about it! Hell, she is so unusually honest about her gender's behavior, she almost deserves a medal! The author Janet Caldwell once referred to this as the "Great Con Game": where a woman can rip-off a man by flaunting her sexuality, but she should never EVER come-out and actually say she does it. Most women won't so much as admit that they habitually think and act like a thieving hoochie; I am stunned at the great unspoken truths that this simple-minded ho has owned-up to in her isolated fit of integrity!
The next time I see a North American chick, I swear to God I am going to spit on her! Damnable skraelings, the lot of them!
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