A Cute Poem

Well, a limerick actually... Try reading it aloud- faster and faster as you progress. (It was written by David Gerrold... by the way, this poem doesn't encourage rape or anything else illegal- it's just ribald enough to be offensive to some. If you wanna sue somebody, sue him.)

A promiscuous sort was dear Laurie

(Yes, this is that kind of story.)

She did it with Joe

and Larry and Moe

and Curly and Howard and Morrie.

And Johnny and Richard and Prichard and Kerry

and Lonnie and Horace and Boris and Barry.

and Donald and Harold

and Ronald and Gerald

and Tommy and Dicky and Harry.

And... Peter and Paul and Teddy and Todd.

And Matthew and Mark and Simon and Rod.

And Brucie and Mark

and Bobby and Clark

And she still isn't finished, my God!

And David and Dennis and Huey and Ken

and Dewie and Louie then David again,

and Willy and Ben

and David again

and again and again and again

And Danny and Manny and Gary and Fred

and Mackie and Jackie and Dougie and Ned

and Harvey and Len

(and David again)

and- hold on a second, she's dead!

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"Woman is the opposite of the Dandy. That is why she should be regarded with disgust... the woman is "natural"- that is to say, abominable. Moreover, she is always vulgar- that is to say, the opposite of the Dandy." -- Charles B. Audelaire.

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