Sex On The Brain?

Sent-in by the Mysterious and Enigmatic MK

Women complain that men are only interested in sex. Not true. We like football too.

That was a joke. Men are not only interested in sex. Oft time sex is the last thing on our minds, despite what movies, television, and the feminist-run media will tell you. Lets say you have a male, middle class, with a wife, a dog, a cat, and three kids - two boys, one girl. He has many more things on his mind. What with car payments, water, electrical and gas bills, work, his wife's jewelry collection, the boys' little league games, the girl's soccer games, shots for the kids, other doctor visits, dentist visits, school, homework, veterinarian bills, hairballs, shots for the pets, PTA meetings, carting the kids wherever they want to go, holiday decorations, electrocuting himself hanging lights (previous), Halloween costumes, parties, Christmas shopping, the wife's macramé class, and a nice big mortgage bill every month, I'm sure that he's always thinking about sex, right? I'm sure its the number one thing on his mind.

Women, do yourselves a favor, and get rid of your vicious stereotypes. Not only are they hurting us by slandering us, but they're also hurting our respect and love for you as human beings.

That, of course, only applies to those of you who act like human beings. The rest of you I hold no respect or compassion for.

And, of course, because of that, I'm an asshole, . . . right?

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"Women have no sympathy... and my experience of women is almost as large as Europe. And it is so intimate too. Women crave for being loved, not for loving. They scream at you for sympathy all day long, they are incapable of giving any in return for they cannot remember your affairs long enough to do so." -- Florence Nightingale.

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