Meeting the Mayor's Wife.

This was totally random... This chance-meeting totally weirded me out. This experience also painfully drove-home a point...

Tonight, I was in an upscale, trendy bar in the city in which I live. I live in a significantly-sized city... it has well-over 300,000 people, but I won't give any clues as to exactly what city it is. I was chatting with a random guy at the bar, we were talking about politics and women... you know, guy stuff. I've got a few beers inside me. I'm buzzed, everything is right with the world. Suddenly, the guy I'm talking to freezes. He says to me: "Don't look now, but the MAYOR is standing behind you!! It's Mayor Jones! And he's with his wife!"

I turn-around, and sure-enough, it's the Mayor! And he's IS with his wife!! I normally don't pay attention to local politics, but I DO recognize the mayor when I see him. I live in a major U.S. city, and he's a prominent politician by anyone's measure. Unfortunately, his reelection ads are decidedly on the sleazy side.

I hold-out my hand, and say "Hey, aren't you Mayor Jones?"

He replies: "Yes, I am." I immediately shake his hand.

"Great to meet you! This is sort of unexpected for me. Sorry to interrupt you on your night-off."

"No problem... when you get into public office, you start to appreciate shaking-hands with non-hostile people." We share a good laugh, and I leave him alone after that point. I don't want to pester the man.

I note, however: the mayor is at LEAST in his late 50s or early 60s. He's got greying hair. He looks kind of goofy. Nonetheless, his wife is HOT. I mean, supermodel hot!! She is mind-blowingly incredible! I would bow-down before her and give her ANYTHING I own! She looked like a combination of Elizabeth Hurley and Britney Spears.

How is it a man in his age can get a nubile, blonde woman who is at MOST 24 or 25? The answer is obvious: wealth and power.

Women are automatically attracted to that like flies to honey.

If an average man in his 50s tries to attract a woman like that, no WAY. She will laugh her ass-off if he even so much as attempts to attract her interest!

But the instant she finds that the guy has wealth and power, ZING! She's glued to his arm.

I mean... I could never- WOULD NEVER- get a woman as hot as his wife. Well, I'm 26, and *I* couldn't get a woman as attractive as her to go-out with me. If I was in my 50s, forget it! I'd be shit-out of luck!

Just more proof that women are automatically attracted to men who have wealth and power. Doesn't matter what his character is, what his looks are... if he's got money, if he's got power, he's immediately sexy. It doesn't matter how old he is. He could be missing an eye and both legs. They'll still flock.

I immediately respected this man... but I immediately disrespected this woman. She's a whore. Then, I realize that quite a lot of women would love to be in her position. The Mayor's trophy wife.

Fuck women like her. They're total whores. They'll screw anyone as long as they have wealth. The rest of us poor saps can rot in hell.

Well, NiceGuy, aren't you stereotyping all women?

No, just the 25-year old ones who end-up marrying a Mayor more than twice their age!

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"Never trust anything that bleeds 4 days a month and still lives." -- Unknown humorist.

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