A Fomer Contributor Response to the story: Utter Waste of My Time.

It's always a pleasure to get readers' comments. I don't know what it is... but the particular gooney-bird showcased in that essay really touched a raw nerve for a former contributor. MK writes:

Just wanted to let you know, I've read your latest installments...

Enjoyed the story about the cunt who misled you and had you drive across town to give out personal information, and then later wrote to you, reneging on her "project."  People like that should be put to sleep.

(Heh, well, I don't agree with "put to sleep", but I know MK is just using a colorful metaphor... I'd be pretty happy if I could maybe fine her for how she acted. I'd hate to see what she's like on a bad day! And I don't know if I'd call her a "cunt"- I prefer to call her a "waste of human tissues." Imagine: somewhere, someone with her blood type is dying of kidney failure; and God gives this mentally-clusterfucked wench two perfectly healthy ones! -- NG)

I guess that's a shitty thing to say considering the story was at your expense, but that's why you wrote it, right?... (All humor is at someone's expense. Sometimes, it's my turn to pick-up that tab. -- NG)

I think you were a perfect gentleman compared to what I would have said to the bitch. I would have (metaphorically) torn her a new asshole. Her method was not only completely unprofessional, but it was a fraudulent sexist and completely stereotypically female way of doing things. "Women don't expect to be held accountable for anything."  :) (Oh, I think I can safely reference 'Lying Nutballs', too. -- NG)

She leads you across town under false pretenses, and then has the audacity to say to you that this so-called "project" of hers isn't even approved, because she doesn't want to talk to her professor about it because she thinks he won't approve it!!!  WHAT?! (Some twisted planning process, innit? Total lack of common sense in my book. Maybe that's the core problem from which all her subsequent, hare-brained behavior springs from? -- NG)

"Well, if you're upset, I don't blame you." ? I was pissed off while reading this!

"Call me an evil bitch if you want."? You know what this says to me?  That she really thinks you needed her permission to be angry. (Wow, I didn't see that implication originally. He's absolutely right. Boy, it's a good thing she threw me a bone and authorized me to have emotions, eh? Wouldn't that be awful for me if she didn't consider anger to be an appropriate response to her sadistic little head-games? -- NG) Man, oh man. I'd have probably fired off a three page letter with a two word header. Quote *FUCK YOU!* Unquote.

(Hah, well... True. I should've written her a more detailed note on why her head is on backwards. I hope she'll mature with age. - NG)

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"Play the final episode of the Earthling show 'Single Female Lawyer' for us... Surely you know- she is an unmarried, plucky, human female lawyer struggling to succeed in human male's world?"

"Maybe that's just her excuse for being incompetent?" -- Alien invader and Captain Zapp Brannigan, Futurama.

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