List of Reasons why Women Prefer Jerks...

Once, I was a counselor at a summer-camp. Alex, one of the 9-year old boys was kind of disrespectful to a lot of the adults and picked-on a few of the smaller kids.

Two of the female counselors were talking about the various kids in the camp, and Alex came-up in the conversation.

"That Alex." One of them sighed. "He's a little wise-ass."

"He sure is." The other woman nodded, smiling. "But, when he grows-up he's going to be a little heartbreaker. You know he'll be having the ladies hanging-off him."

"What makes you say that with such certainty?" I chimed-in. "So far, he seems to be kind of a jerk."

"Because." One of them replied. "Jerks are more interesting."

"Yup, that's very true." Said the other. Both women nodded in agreement.

Of course. Jerks practice the Black Arts of Human Appeal. Lying, flattery, trickery, cant, two-facedness... what healthy and masochistic woman wouldn't be driven mad with desire? So... with their wisdom in mind, I'm, making a list for the ladies... Why jerks are 'more interesting'. If anyone has any other suggested reasons, WRITE ME!

Women Prefer Jerks Because....

1. They're more fun to complain about to your friends.

2. Guys who actually like you just aren't challenging or exciting.

3. You think there's a slim chance that nice guys might one day turn into jerks anyway, so why not save a step and go for the jerk in the first place?

4. You won't get as emotionally attached to a jerk, so you'll be more in control. And, you don't feel so bad when you make him spend every dime he has on you.

5. All the other women want them, so they must be worth having.

6. Affection means more when it comes from a guy who doesn't usually give it.

7. They're guaranteed to cheat on you so someone else can endure his lack of lovemaking skills most of the time.

8. There's no need for you to feel guilty about abusing, lying or cheating on your boyfriend.

9. Jerks will actually yell at you when they don't like what you're doing instead of being quiet about it. Such straightforwardness is very sexy.

10. You're looking for someone you can't trust, and won't care about too much about. Someone who will abuse you mentally and financially- but you don't know any lawyers.

11. When they hit you, it really means they love you. Really, it does. Don't take him away officer, he didn't mean it!

12. Intelligent men are threatening because they might win arguments. Go for the ignorant dumbasses.

13. The shittier the guy is, then the better the woman will seem in comparison. It does wonders for the ol' self-esteem.

Any others? Keep 'em coming!

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"A woman occasionally is quite a serviceable substitute for masturbation. It takes an abundance of imagination, to be sure." -- Karl Kraus

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