Double-Standard Envy: Exposing a Big, Fat Female Lie

There are four things a man needs in order to live: air, water, food and shelter- in that order. But there are five things a woman seems to need: air, water, food, shelter... and stuff to complain about.

Seriously, if women didn't complain, I think their heads might explode from all that was building-up inside. Their skulls would burst into a pinkish-grey mist of moans and snippy whines.

Here's food for thought: why have men largely been the major inventors and builders throughout history? Why is it men have traditionally been the ones who largely made the medical advances, created new labor-saving devices and generally worked and slaved to do things that benefited women? One possible reason: men have always hoped that if they kept making women's lives easier, the women just might shut the hell up one day!

Sadly, it hasn't happened yet

Whenever one talks to a woman about the hundred or so double-standards that impact men's lives on a daily basis, she will (4 times out of 5) respond by saying "Oh yeah? Well, why is it when a man sleeps-around, he's a 'stud'... but if a woman does the same thing, she's a 'slut'?" This is the major double-standard that women just love to complain about. This is also what I call a Big Lie.

This double-standard is, it seems, the most prominent one which sticks in women's minds... but you know what? There's a shameful deceit underlying it. A big one. Can you spot it?

Welcome to Everyone's Favorite Logic Puzzle: Spot the Female Bullshit!

First of all... I'd like to point-out a relevant omission from that double-standard: it is women who do the majority of that aforementioned catty name-calling. Calling other women 'slutty' is pretty much strictly meow-meow business. Although guys do sometimes call women sluts for sleeping-around, I have to say I hear women do it far more often than men do. It's how females enforce their sex cartel, after all- so the gals can moan all they damn well please about this double-standard, they mostly bring it on themselves. I've covered this in the past, already. But explaining this fact to a woman is often a waste of your breath because she'll still insist that guys call women sluts too sometimes. Okay, fine, men contribute to perhaps 10% of that double-standard, a woman can make that statement to distract you from seeing the really big whopper that she doesn't realize she's exposing...

This gets better!

There is a second, bigger piece of bullshit hiding under this double-standard. And this double-standard is also the clearest evidence of the enforcement mechanism for their sex cartel.

Chew on this idea: 'studs' sleep with multiple women- but this is also the self-same argument that gives women the moral justification to call men 'pigs' whenever they like. Now that she's complained about how she'd be called a 'slut' for sleeping-around, she can no longer be entitled to hurl the word 'pig' at men. What's good for the goose is good for the gander. But, in her mind, she can conveniently adopt the position of men being either studs or pigs for sleeping around depending on the position she feels like taking that instant. She can be moralistic one minute (calling men pigs) or she can be outraged at a double-standard the next minute (calling men studs). They want to complain either way!

But, here is the really Big Lie: Aren't studs actually pigs for sleeping around? Yes, they are... but, with this Big Lie, a woman is tacitly complaining that she can't be a pig without being called a 'slut'. Why are women so darn upset that they can't stoop to what they accuse men of doing? Why, dear reader, are women bemoaning the fact that they can't be pigs? Do they want to join the hog-club or something?

It sounds to me like they do!

The only possible reason that this double-standard sticks so prominently in a woman's mind is because the little princess wants to be a pig- (unaccountably, of course). And she can't, because some other woman might call her a slut. That, my friends, is the main piece of bullshit underlying the biggest female complaint about contradictory standards for behavior. The Big Lie is such, pure and simple.

Now, all you guys: feel free to laugh your ass-off at the next woman you hear complaining about that double-standard. She is so, totally full of it, and you can call her on it! "So, you're complaining that you can't be like a male pig? You're saying you want to be a pig? Is that right?" Naturally, she'll deny it, because she knows you're correct. Any shred of moral credibility she could claim was a mirage all along! It was a hoax! A sham! It doesn't hold water at all!

Women accuse men of being pigs, yet display the desire to behave the same way! They don't like the fact that they can't behave as piggish as a male without consequences! They call us pigs because they can't become pigs themselves.

If there's one thing the female can't stand: it's not getting her way. That, friends, is why the 'studs vs. sluts' double-standard bugs her so very, VERY much. She can't have it her way, because some other woman will try to enforce the straitjacket their cartel requires in order to work. The only possible way for the Big Lie double standard to vanish? Dissolve the sex-cartel. But knowing women and their jealously-guarded habit of extorting anything and everything in exchange for sex, the dissolution won't happen anytime soon. So, it looks like those female complaint-engines will have plenty of fuel from now 'till doomsday...

Oink-Oink.

Who are we kidding, ladies? The most irritating double-standard you have working against you is total and abject garbage. You women mostly bring it on yourselves, and you only feel this way because you want to be pigs- in short, you are not one iota better than the swine-men you castigated the day before, so get-off your high moral horses fer crying out loud! You've got nothing!

(Laughter), I swear- you women have got so much bullshit pouring-out of your ears it's simply astonishing! I don't know if you chicks are trying to fool us or fool yourselves half the time! It's pathetic! So utterly pathetic!

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"For several years now I have been writing about the frightening increase in male suicides, the discrimination against fathers in the family courts, the depiction of adult, straight, white males in media advertising and the neglect of men's health. Not once in that time has anyone responded with a coherent refutation of the facts I have outlined... In response to one article I wrote about (public indifference to) men and suicide, a male correspondent, in a letter to the editor, wrote that I was ignoring the damaging effect of male suicides on female survivors, and therefore being irresponsible. It did not seem to occur to him that, in his utter indifference to the plight of the boys and men who had died, he was making my point far more graphically than I." -- John Waters, "Radical Feminists Know my View of Men is True", The Irish Times, 14 December, 1999.

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